urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic My Shattered Beauty Candy Carnage 2005-09-29T05:14:11Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic:214421 2005-09-27T23:59:54Z 2005-09-29T05:14:11Z <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />ENJOY!<br />"I'm neo<br />trying to go<br />with the flow<br />Find where that white rabbit goes<br />The pills've been popped<br />The hallucinations stopped<br />I'm here on my own<br />I am the lone<br />I am the one<br />Don't need no gun<br />Got my girl on my arm<br />my good luck charm<br /><br />Oracle shows me<br />all i need to see<br />she never burns her cookie-s<br />She says:<br />They're all wrong<br />It's been so long<br />Took to much<br />From that one bong<br />But you're not the one.<br /><br />Dude in a suit<br />shades to boot<br />monochromatic voice<br />trying to steal my choice<br />Changing body and face<br />at a quick pace<br />Winning this race<br />he just jealous of my latex<br />he hiding his spandex <br />in the closet<br />wait, remote control, pause it<br />was that trinitys breast?<br />Peeking outta that BDSM vest?<br />She's the one to fear<br />boots up to here<br />whip in her hand<br />best in the land<br />bend over and take it like a man(d)<br /><br />They want mr. anderson but...<br />that's retarded<br />Mr. Andersons dead!<br />They cut off his head<br />Bled Red<br />I'm neo now, instead."<br /><br /><br />Ian's really cute.<br />I just thought i'd post that. For a variety of reasons. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic:183426 2005-05-31T04:30:31Z 2005-05-31T04:30:39Z <a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10663"> Emo farm </a><br /><br /><br />Its about 15 minutes long..<br />but its funny. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic:168566 2005-05-04T05:18:21Z 2005-05-04T05:18:28Z <img src="http://www.easterncoastcostume.com/Pages/mask-darkside/beardedlady.jpg"><br /><br />The best picture i have of myself. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic:56609 2004-08-24T19:01:45Z 2004-08-24T19:02:44Z <center><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/pnkstereo/friendonlyheatherr.gif"></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic:15816 2004-07-13T18:06:11Z 2004-07-13T18:06:11Z Did you put this <strong>pubic</strong> hair in my <em>coke?</em> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cultclassic:13176 2004-07-10T00:41:56Z 2004-09-08T21:02:04Z <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/atotalblamblam/1038623802_whore_elmo.jpg" border="0" alt="Crackwhore Elmo"><br>Elmo's Past as a Transvestite Crackwhore<br /><br /><br /><br />You're sick, you're annoying, and you're a bad<br>influence on the other muppets. Go away! And<br>stop trying to be the new Grover.<br /><br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/atotalblamblam/quizzes/Which%20Sesame%20Street%20Muppet&#39;s%20Dark%20Secret%20Are%20You%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?</font></a><br> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>